Drive Thru Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Drive Thru Movie Review by Derek_Fleek



"Drive Thru" stars a handful of unknowns including Leighton Meester, Nicholas D'Agosto, and Van De La Plante. It's written and directed by newby Brendan Cowles and Shane Kuhn (writter/director of Rednecks).

A beautiful young teen named Mackenzie (Leighton Meester) becomes the ensued victim of a deranged clown. This killer clown is determined to get revenge for being killed on his eighteenth birthday by Mackenzie's mother. Now the killer clown must kill Orange County teens while waiting for Mackenzie to reach her eighteenth birthday and do what he does best.

All you need is a glimpse at the first five minutes of the film to get the drift that this has as much brains as every other killer clown movie. But, what the film lacks in brains it almost makes up for in gooey gore, campy humor, a cute lead, and one helluva killer clown. I have no problem admitting that the dialog is dated, the story is silly, and the film isn't entirely memorable. It is simply a film not to be taken seriously. If you take this film seriously to even the smallest extent, every flaw will stand-out and dwell in memory. But if you tune into the mood for this kind of stuff, these flaws wont matter as much.

In a film of this type with a concept this daft, one would expect full-on gore, half-baked one-liners, and bad acting. The gore is certainly there and the sleazy one-liners are as present as can be, I had a hard time scoping out "bad" performances. The main actress does become drained of her acting skills that were surprisingly convincing near the end, but she still held her ground and never displayed what I would call bad acting.

I can't quite go as far as recommending it, but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy myself for the most part. The kills are repugnant (this is a good thing) and the crowd-pleasing ending are the film's most redeemable qualities. While it is a long shot, "Drive Thru" has a very minimal chance of gaining a fan base. Mind you this chance is minimal. 2.5/5 stars

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Fighting a personal battle with epilepsy, romantic troubles with his wife and girlfriend, and the overwhelming success of the band, Ian Curtis, the enigmatic singer of Joy Division, commits suicide at the age of 23, the night before embarking on an American tour.

27 Dresses Movie Review by star757

27 Dresses Movie Review by star757

This movie is about a girl who is always the bridesmaid, never the bride. Simple, well known premise, but it was a fun movie to watch. Not my favorite chick flick ever, but cute and fun. Katherine Heigl stars as Jane, the girl who has been in 27 weddings because she loves them and loves to help the bride. She longs to have her own wedding and is crushing on her boss, played by Edward Burns. He doesn't realize this, but she gladly does any menial job for him. Throw in her glamorous sister just back from Paris who moves in with Jane and falls for her boss. Also it stars James Marsden as the newspaper writer who writes the wedding column every week. He is intrigued by Jane's bridesmaid mania and decides to do a column on it. The beginning of the movie is pretty funny with Jane rushing back and forth for two weddings, changing in the cab as she goes. What will Jane do about her boss? Will she ever truly fall in love and have her dream wedding? This is a fun movie, predictable, but that's why we love chick flicks.

The Signal Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

“The Signal” stars AJ Bowen, Anessa Ramsey, Justin Welborn, and Scott Poythress. It’s directed by first-time director David Bruckner and amateur director Dan Bush (A Day in the Life, Goodbye Day).

A signal is contaminating the minds of normal people extracting rage, paranoia and personality change. The story told in increments of three revolve around an unfaithful woman (Anessa Ramsey) and her desperate attempt to remain alone and trust nobody, a jealous man (AJ Bowen) determined to find his infidel wife, and two men (Justin Welborn and Scott Poythress) who try find a way of escaping a seemingly terminus signal.

The opening scene of the film gives the impression that this just might be a throwback to 80’s horror film, but it quickly descends into a chilling modern day horror flick. A good thing when done properly and this film certainly delivers the blood-drenched candy every horror fanatic is aching for. There are times when the dialog has an awkward feel to it, particularly at the beginning during the conversation pertaining to an unfaithful marriage. This all plays out well considering this should be an unwieldy experience between these two characters.

I do have enough bravura to say that this has some of the most harrowing, disturbing, and downright frightening scenes in a apocalyptic horror flick I have seen in near decades. Unlike most widespread disaster films, this one interprets individual survival rather than relying on sticking together to fend of the “crazy people”. However, the film loses a hefty amount of terror when it tries to blend comedy with horror. All of this is very a unnecessary attempt, concluding that is a very well orchestrated horror flick with humor as flat as it is unwanted.

The film worked better as a fright fest than when it spontaneously threw in some discouraging humor. On the plus side, the brutal attacks are unexpected, well-shot, and most of all drenched with blood. Don’t let the humor and that uninspired twist at the end spoil all the goods beforehand. It could’ve been released theatrically and would’ve surpassed most recent films horror flicks including “P2″, “The Reaping”, and “Prom Night”. This is nothing to be ashamed about and deserves a mildly high recommendation. 3.5/5 stars

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They Live Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

They Live Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

“They Live” stars wrestler turned actor Roddy Piper, Keith David, and Meg Foster. It’s directed by John Carpenter (Halloween, Christine) who adapted this concept from the short story written by Ray Nelson titled “Eight O’Clock in the Morning”.

A quite loner named Nada discovers that most of the world is inhabited by aliens in the form of humans. These aliens can only be seen through a special pair of sunglasses that Nada discovers in a warehouse. Not only is Nada is able to tell aliens from humans, but these sunglasses reveal subliminal messages in billboards and magazines.

With such a dilatory approach, this film suddenly rushes into a series of beat downs and gunfire for no apparent reason. This part (although admittedly confusing) gives viewers a kind of feel for how the low-class society is treated in not obeyed by higher authority. It might not be scary but it does have creepy black and white imagery that adds furor and a kind of unique vibe. Although this isn’t John Carpenter’s best work, it definitely gains my approval by adding some tasteful one-liners, a few humorous gestures, and an ending that touching the soft part of my funny bone.

The acting might not be great, but it is never subliminal. You might catch Roddy Piper and Keith David biting their tongue making an effort not to laugh during shooting, making this film obviously not one for the cynics. Aside from a poorly rendered and needlessly overlong fist-fight and unanswered questions, this is definitely my type of film. The intriguing concept, political references, and broad humor lead to a more entertaining take on alien invasion. The casting was a gamble. Keith David might have overacted every so often and Rowdy Piper isn’t a crowned actor of any sort, but the film still worked in its own subversive manner.

If you enjoy the occasional goofy one-liner thrown into the mix along with some stimulating ideas, you shouldn’t be disappointed. Some of the scenes are prolonged and not exactly something needed to make it enjoyable. These just a few minor gray spots the film holds. In the long run, it was made to do one thing. Kick butt and chew bubblegum…and it’s all out of bubblegum. 3.5/5 stars

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When a Chinese kung fu master mistakenly insults the family of his new Japanese bride, he finds himself in a precarious situation to salvage his honor. To prove his loyalty and to regain the families trust, he agrees to a series of duels with seven Japanese ninjas. Utilizing various weapons and fighting styles, he must battle each ninja in an escalating series of classic martial arts challenges - each showcasing the contrasting styles of Chinese and Japanese martial arts techniques.

No Country for Old Men Movie Review by ajazfiazuddin

No Country for Old Men Movie Review by ajazfiazuddin


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That movie poster catch line sums up "No Country For Old Men" pretty accurately. The movie, although hailed a success by both critics and the 2008 academy awards (i.e. best picture and best director), did not strike me as being so terrific. A good movie? Yes. An award winner? No.

In summary, the movie is a traditional crime chase film, except that there are more chases going on than in the typical "cop versus thief" movie. A moment's greedy indiscretion lands middle aged white trailer-trash Texan Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin) in a heap of trouble. During a not so entertaining solo deer hunt in the middle of the Texas desert, Moss accidentally stumbles upon the carnage of a Mexican/American drug deal gone bad. He also stumbles upon two million dollars. Now I'm not going to be prudish and suggest that I wouldn't pick up a $100 bill on the street if I came across it - after all the law is finders keepers, right? But, if there were a number of dead Mexican/American drug dealers near that bill, I'd just take exit stage left pretty quick...without the $100 bill. Moss was not that bright. He thought he'd get away with it. He thought wrong...

Now enter Anton Chigurh (Javier Bardem), a hitman among hitmen. He has all the soul of a tree stump and all the twisted rage of the devil's spawn. He also is a perfectionist who will not stop chasing his prey until he wins the hunt. In this case, winning means killing Moss and retrieving the cash.

Of course, there are other people after the money too. Mexicans, a bounty hunter played by Woody Harrelson (WOODY !), and a tired old rural county sheriff played by Tommy Lee Jones. All these individuals, some good, some bad, and some in between, are after the cash. And where there are a lot of people after cash, there is going to be a body count. No Country for Old Men is no exception to that rule.

The movie attempts to be a very introspective drama that trascends good guy/bad guy movies and examines human nature. I thought it failed. The ending was abrupt, but abrupt in an incomplete way...not at all brilliant. The acting was strong, but then the dialogue was limited. The action, well, not a big deal. The movie tries to enter the league of "human morality" films where you'll find, "In the Bedroom", "Mystic River", "The Departed" and "Little Children". But frankly, this movie doesn't make it to the team.

Good enough to rent....but nothing more.

Numb Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

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”Numb” stars Mathew Perry, Mary Steenburgen, Kevin Pollak, and Lynn Collins. It’s written and directed by Harris Goldberg (Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigolo, The Master Of Disguise).

After multiple puffs of marijuana possible triggers a rare illness, Hudson Milbank (Mathew Perry) has the problem of distinguishing reality from the illusive. This illness is known as depersonalization disorder. He is referred to multiple therapists, but nothing seems to make him feel at least close to being ok except the woman of his dreams.

After witnessing the horribly indited trailer, I wasn’t too anticipated about seeing it. However, the script was astonishingly honest, intelligent and funny. Mathew Perry gives a phenomenal performance as a man on the verge of a nervous breakdown. The awkward tone present is equivalent to Hudson’s illness, giving you true profundity on how this character feels. Some might think that the quirks embraced by each therapist Hudson encounters are exaggerated. Don’t confuse this with fabrication. This is dead-on portrait of reality and a stunning look at how one man tries to cope with a confusing illness.

Writer and Director Harris Goldberg shows off his intelligent side after writing a series of silly and mindless comedies including the poorly judged 2004 comedy “Without a Paddle”. Lynn Collins and Mathew Perry have great chemistry together and the characters are very likable, even if each have their own defects (Who doesn’t?). What stands out the most is Mathew Perry’s candid act and the incisively written script that actually demonstrate truth. It’s delightful, tragic, insightful, and originally funny in its own dark and twisted way. I want nothing other than for everyone to see this film.

Every laugh is unexpected and the approach is an awkward, yet appropriate one considering the lifestyle this contrite character unwillingly lives. An overlooked gem that most should acknowledge for its peerless story and fitful performance by Mathew Perry. Something dark yet so beautiful in its own willful way. Something new. 4.5/5 stars

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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” stars Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeouf, Karen Allen, Cate Blanchett, Ray Winstone, and John Hurt. It’s directed by Steven Spielberg (Jurassic Park, Jaws) and based on the story written by George Lucas (Star Wars).

Harrison Ford reprises his role as the whip-cracking archaeologist and part-time teacher Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones in another epic adventure across the world. Legend has it that the crystal skull holds unspeakable powers and if reunited with the other twelve crystal skulls, these powers will be unleashed. Captured by an army of Russians in search of the crystal skull, Indy must keep this sacred item from the wrong hands and reunite it with the twelve other skulls.

Harrison Ford’s acting improved from “The Last Crusade” greatly, never overacting and recapturing the true Indiana Jones for the first time in 24 years. Cate Blanchett gives a commanding performance as the villain usually played by a male. Her performance isn’t anything special, but it was decent and worked well for the film. Indy’s new rad-tad sidekick, played by young actor Shia LeBeouf, was surprisingly professional. I was expecting him to be the comic relief of the film. Instead, the comic relief was actor Ray Winstone’s character who sneaks in a couple quips worthy of giggles. Karen Allan returns in a role that doesn’t quite give her much to work with but is a welcome return none-the-less.

This very pleasant entry in the Indiana Jones series recaptures the spirit of “Raiders of the Lost Arc”, the non-stop action that came with “The Temple of Doom”, and a pinch of the humor without the unnecessary slapstick that was present in “The Last Crusade”. This is the perfect adventure film with everything from greed, deception, and surprises to scorpions, swashbuckling, and of course snakes.

The fourth entry into the fan craved series is sure to be Oscar nominated for special effects, set design, sound, and music. The only complaint that I have is Indiana Jones rarely cracks his famous whip and the score isn’t as powerful as “Raiders of the Lost Arc”. The non-stop action scenes were shot with style and grace. In fact, the action was so around-the-clock and spectacular, when the film slowed down to explain important plot points I was somewhat bored. The antics performed here are much more amusing than any found in “The Last Crusade”, which I would consider to be the dud in the series. The spirit is back along with the thrills, fun and edge-of-your-seat entertainment everyone was longing for from the return of Director Steven Speilberg’s beloved character Indiana Jones. 4/5 stars

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Diva Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Diva Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

“Diva” stars Wilhelmenia Fernandez, Frederic Andrei, Richard Bohringer, and Thuy An Luu. It features the directorial debut of Jean-Jacques Beineix, who took this story from a novel written by Daniel Odier.

After a postal man named Jules (Frederic Andrei) illegally tapes the concert of his favorite Opera singer (Wilhelmenia Fernandez), he is soon being chased by Taiwanese bootleggers after the tape for money. Making matters even worse, a call girl slips a tape into his bag containing evidence that incriminates a police chief. Now he must keep the tapes safe while struggling to stay alive.

Let me start by warning the illiterate, or just plain lazy people, that this is subtitled. The stylishly conducted score, the unique and somewhat cluttered storyline, and the fashionable atmosphere helped this film gain its acclaimed cult status. The camera is in good hands (lets not forget it won awards for cinematography), but the scenery is murky and gloomy the majority of the time giving the film an unclean look. There are some obvious flaws on the editors part, including an prolonged scene relating to detailed instructions on how to spread butter. Scenes like this could have hit the cutting room floor.

It’s certainly not a bad film, just one I couldn’t quite get into and had trouble following the multiple subplots thrown into the mix. Many of these subplots seemed meaningless. This is the type of film that has a 90 minute story stretched out to 117 minutes, resulting in a crawl to the last frame. The movie also never has a steady pace, leading to a fragmented plot and hard-to-follow storyline. I really wanted to like this film, I am just having a hard time expressing any true praise for it.

“Diva” contains too much dialog and not enough action sequences too keep viewers on their toes. The result is a film I can’t recommend for tasteful purposes, but I still don’t have the guts to divert any true movie buff from experiencing an acclaimed cult thriller such as this one. Although there is a great deal of beauty to be found in the French language and the high pitched tone of an opera singer, the whole experience felt like an effort rather than a pleasure. 2/5 stars

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Hudson Milbank (Matthew Perry) is convinced that he's going insane. But he's just met the perfect girl (Lynn Collins, The Lake House) and struggles to be his most charming self. Meanwhile, he frantically seeks a cure for his anxieties and goes through a string of therapists who turn out to be crazier than him. Co-starring Kevin Pollak (The Usual Suspects) and Academy® Award winner Mary Steenburgen as a hilarious lusty psychiatrist, Numb will warm the heart of anybody who has ever teetered on the edge of a breakdown.

The Red Violin Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

The Red Violin Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“The Red Violin” stars an universal cast including Samuel L. Jackson, Greta Scacchi, Jason Flemyng and Don McKellar. It’s directed and partially written by François Giard with Don McKellar responsible for some intelligent scripting.

A perfectly manufactured red-colored violin touches everyone it encounters. The violin stirs up passion, greed, and obsession during it’s centuries old journey from one hand to the next. It finally reaches a Montreal auction house where an admirer of antique musical instruments (Samuel L. Jackson) discovers the long lost masterpiece and must struggle with his own obsession.

It is rather tedious, yet critically strong in most aspects of film-making including solid direction. This helps me respect the film much more than I enjoyed it. The film relies on its magnificent violin playing, well-told story, strong direction and genuine performances to guide it to the end with style and grace. This isn’t quite my type of movie, but I am certainly glad to have the opportunity to experience this truly fascinating journey. Being a film I wasn’t too eager to see, I was surprised at how engrossing the result turned out to be.

This is a movie you can’t deny from being a well-made and throughly enthralling experience. Even if it does have a slow approach, the film manages to grab you from beginning to end. I actually had a growing bond with this certain violin complete with feelings, care, and attachment towards it. That makes this film effective in its own unique manner. I gained more care for this manufactured instrument more than the characters in the film. Not to say that I didn’t care about the characters, I was just more attached to the violin than the characters themselves.

The film succeeds in being an unforgettable and spellbinding undergo into the world of obsession. A walk through the most desired evil known as greed. It is definitely something worth seeing with the expense of preparing for a somewhat slow, yet tantalizing experience into a seductive realm created by a perfected work of art known as “The Red Violin”. 4/5 stars

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Available on DVD in a new digitally mastered transfer approved by director Jean-Jacques Beineix, Diva launched the Cinema du Look movement and drew wide acclaim for its innovative visual style. Originally released in 1981, Diva was re-released theatrically in 12 markets across the country in November 2007 to rave reviews. The Meridian Collection DVD of this intricate and stylish French thriller also features remastered audio, multiple interviews with the cast and crew, as well as audio commentary with director Jean-Jacques Beineix.

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I'm Not There Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

I'm not there Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“I’m Not There” stars Marcus Carl Franklin, Cate Blanchett, Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Richard Gere, and Ben Whishaw. It’s directed Todd Haynes (Safe, Far from Heaven) who wrote the screenplay with the help of Oren Moverman (Face).

The film follows the life of Bob Dylan with six different characters portraying the artist. The six characters are all different looks at the way Dylan lived his life, portraying many different forms of personalities that are all reminiscent to a legend who grows up to care about absolutely nothing. None of these characters are referred to as “Bob Dylan” in the film. Each have their own pseudonyms.

“I’m Not There” is an ambitious, unique, and strong disposition towards honoring a folk music legend. Everyone wants to know if Cate Blanchett lives up to all the acclaim that she received for her depiction of Bob Dylan. Let me answer that question by saying she gives the performance of her career looking sufficently natural puffing on a smoke stick. Not to give the impression that she steals the show from all the other A-list performances. It’s an all around well-acted film with Cate Blanchett giving the most accurate impersonation of them all, pin-pointing Dylan’s moves and voice to near perfection.

From the star’s rise to fame, reaching of fame and near downfall from fame, the film tries to truthfully follow the real life experiences of this famous poet. Although convoluted at times, I was thoroughly engaged. Even non-fans of the music can admire the style in which they honored this folklore. A manner in which a female actress portrays this musician most accurately is just an amazing feat. Although Richard Gere gives the most forgettable performance in the film, it just might be from the near impeccable performances by Marcus Carl Franklin, Christian Bale, Ben Whishaw and most of all Cate Blanchett.

When I come across a respectful piece of work from a director I’m not familiar with, it makes me wonder what he has up his sleeve in the future. This was a great movie. A well-scripted, tightly-edited, and somewhat tarnished film that deserves all the praise one could give. To put in more simple terms, it’s a flawed masterpiece. 4.5/5 stars

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Shooter Movie Review by star757

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This movie started out very good. I really enjoyed the first half. It starts with two soldiers in Africa, one played by Mark Wahlberg, who are sharpshooters trying to help a convoy get out. When things start to get bad they are left, cut off, and have to get out on their own. Bob Lee Swagger (Wahlberg) is shown three years later living in the woods of Wyoming, alone with his dog and guns. He believes in conspiracies and wants nothing to do with the gov't. until he is approached by former Colonel, played by Danny Glover. There is a plot to assasinate the president and Swagger is the only one who can help. They want him to plan how he would do it, so they'll know how to stop it from happening. He decides to help, but everything goes bad from there. The president isn't assassinated, but an Archbishop from Africa, and the whole thing is pinned on Swagger. From here he's on a race to get away, find out what really happened, and prove he's innocent. Along the way he has help from his former friend's wife and an FBI agent. What really happened? Why was it pinned on Swagger? Will he be able to escape and prove his innocence? This movie is action packed and keeps your interest. I found it interesting, but it gets a little long. There is a lot of violence and killing which I thought there was just too much. Also, it starts to get political and I don't really like that from a movie. A good action packed, interesting movie.

Night of the Living Dead Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

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“Night of the Living Dead” stars Duane Jones, Judith O’Dea, Karl Hardman, Marilyn Eastman, Keith Wayne and Judith Ridley. It’s written and directed by George A Romero (Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Diary of the Dead)

A group of strangers trapped in a farm house must fight flesh eating zombies in hope that a rescue team will find them. Theory is that a satellite returning from Venus was contaminated with radiation that could have the capacity to mutate human beings. Anyone who dies during this crisis will returns as zombies, including those who get bitten by one.

Do yourself a favor and don’t just watch this movie, listen very carefully. The dialog creates not only an interesting film, but also a film that stands on its own as what occurs during misguided fear. After four decades, “Night of the Living Dead” not only lives up as the greatest horror film of all time, it is also one of the top 20 greatest films ever made. Given the shoe-string budget this movie was made with, Romero managed to create a well-rounded classic. From the hollow sound to the scratchy picture, it all makes for low-quality perfection.

This is a historical monument in film-making made back in the day, when zombies were scary. This is one of those rare films where you can actually feel the fear caping your inner thoughts. Most of the dialog relies on the imagination of the viewers. This might make it hard for this generation to be throughly entertained, considering this generation has a hard time using their imagination. I had a grand time picturing the occurrences being explained, rather than actually seeing them happen. This film has style and substance.

I have no complaints about George A. Romero’s directorial debut. This launches the career of one of the most talented film-makers of all time. Although his latest work hasn’t been the best, he created a film that will be praised for years to come and deserves every blood-drenched bow as a courtesy from horror fans. If you haven’t seen this yet, you haven’t seen classic horror. 5/5 stars

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Diary of the Dead Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Diary of the Dead Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Diary of the Dead” stars Joshua Close, Scott Wentworth, Michelle Morgan and other unknowns. It’s written and directed by the master of horror George A. Romero (Night of the Living Dead, Bruiser, Monkey Shines). Although he isn’t the first to make a zombie film, he is the first to create the horror sub-genre known as “zombie apocalypse”

A group of film school students encounter real flesh eating zombies while shooting their movie. The cameraman Jason is determined to get everything on tape to show the world what really happened and what our society resorts to when panic strikes.

Some people might find that the problem with this film is there isn’t enough zombies and too much filler. Personally, I would’ve liked a zombie movie to have been made. But I don’t think Romero was trying to make a zombie movie as much as get a powerful message through, which he does in the last scene. What I didn’t like about it is the acting and how awfully written the script is at times. There are moments that shine, but I was expecting better writing and directing from The Master of Horror. This is Romero in rare, rusty form.

Was this trying to be a spoof, a horror movie, or a social commentary? I can’t quite tell. It works better as a social commentary than anything else, raising the question “Are we really worth saving?”. It is hard to tell if Romero was actually putting effort into making all of this seem real. It managed to feel more artificial than concrete the majority of the time, thanks to the scripted dialog and the not-so-good acting. The beginning and the ending are sharp and definitely show what George A. Romero is all about. It is the middle that drags, slowly improving in suspense and gore along the way. It’s as if he forgot what he was doing ten minutes in and remembered in the last frame.

I thought the ending was really well done and made me think long after if was over. It also has many redeeming qualities such as jaw-dropping kills, a good dose of gore, and a sometimes taunting score. It’s almost enough to win me over, but it doesn’t quite do the job. Being a fan of the slow moving dead from the classic 1968 Night of the Living Dead, I would like more zombies and less political double talk. Lets hope the next entry in the series will be a zombie movie. 2/5 stars

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27 Dresses Movie Review by armchaircritic

27 Dresses Movie Review by armchaircritic


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We've all heard the phrase "always the bridesmaid, never the bride" to describe a woman that has been to everyone's wedding except her own. In 27 Dresses this saying forms the basis of this romantic comedy.

Katherine Heigl plays Jane Nichols. She's the overefficient personal assistant to George (Edward Burns) at a outdoor oriented catalog clothing purveyor. Jane has been to no less than twenty-seven weddings as a bridesmaid, and her closet is stuffed with the hideous dresses. Seriously, Jane could be a professional bridesmaid, and she is often roped into called upon to be the maid of honor at these affairs. The film starts as she is attends two weddings on the same night as she hops back and forth in a taxi (how NY!).

The conflict comes as she loses her Day Runner in the cab, and a newspaper reporter, Kevin, that just happens to cover the weddings section happens upon it. He tries to ask her out, but she would rather pursue an interest with her boss, who only sees her professionally, and ineptly wonders aloud "Who should I take to this function?" as Jane stand idly by hoping in anticipation. The second plot twist is that Jane's sister, Tess comes into town, and faster than we can say "sisterhood" Jane's boss is head over heels with Tess, who he hardly knows, and isn't as compatible as he thinks he is with.

Stop this bus, I want to get off! Ok, I'll grant you this is all predictable with a capital "P." This is the overdone romantic comedy formula film, and we're not breaking any ground here. However, 27 Dresses does have redeeming features aplenty.

First of all, Katherine Heigl is excellent. Maybe I'm just a fan of her work from "Grey's Anatomy," (ironically a show I haven't reviewed, but faithfully watch, and know a thing or two about the setting and plot line). Then, unlike many films that fall under the category of romantic comedy, this one actually has some humor in it. Let's agree that most bridesmaid dresses give new meaning to the word hideous, and would never be worn outside of a wedding. To have an entire closet of these montroscopies, that she models is quite amusing to watch as we see the various themes of weddings she has attended (pictured in this post are the dresses from the Caribbean and Indian weddings). Finally, while predictable, 27 Dresses just provides some solid entertainment. For two hours of diversion, it nicely fits the bill.

Overall Grade: B+
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The Forbidden Kingdom Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

The Forbidden Kingdom Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

“The Forbidden Kingdom” stars Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Michael Angarano. It’s directed by Rob Minkoff (The Lion King, Stuart Little 1 & 2, The Haunted Mansion) and written by John Fusco (Hidalgo).

An American teen who is overly familiar with marital art films, stumbles upon an ancient legendary stick that belonged to the legend known as the Monkey King. The stick sends him back to ancient China to bring the stick back to its rightful owner. Along the way he encounters friends, foes and falls in love.

Take Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon choreography, Jackie Chan’s Drunken Master character, and throw in a touch of The Neverending Story. That is the winning formula for The Forbidden Kingdom. An exciting, fun-to-watch, martial arts crowd-pleaser. It’s silly, but light-hearted and rarely heavy-handed. Everyone wants to know how well the fight scenes were. They were spectacular and very seldom were they mishandled. I like how the movie starts off in a violent and desolate world and shortly takes us to a much brighter world full of beautiful scenery, Kung Fu Masters and gorgeous women.

Although Jackie Chan and Jet Li show that age doesn’t faze a true Kung Fu Master, the real surprise here is Michael Augarano. I was really impressed by his Kung Fu skills once he conquered them. I also enjoyed the villain who uses her long white hair as a weapon. Goofy, smile-inducing antics are performed when these graceful fighters defy gravity, but it’s the fight scenes on-ground that are the most engaging and well-executed ones. Not to mention the scene where Jet Li and Jackie Chan square off is one of the best fight scenes I have seen in a while.

Overall, the storytelling drags a bit and it is a little scatterbrained. But does this really matter? It all comes down to the final showdown and the sight of these two great fighters in action. That is what everyone wants and that is what everyone gets. As far as entertainment goes, this one delivers with energy to spare. 4/5 stars

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Strange Wilderness Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Strange Wilderness Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Strange Wilderness” stars Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Justin Long, Kevin Hefferman, and Ashley Scott. It’s directed and partly written by Fred Wolf (Writer of Black Sheep, Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star, Joe Dirt, and Without A Paddle). Credited for the other part of the screenplay is writer Peter Gaulke (Say It Isn’t So, Black Knight, and Ice Age: The Meltdown).

After the death of a well known wildlife host of the show Strange Wilderness, his son vows to replace his father and restore the show’s fame. Unfortunately, Peter Gaulke (Steve Zahn) isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. After the ratings plummet, they must capture something big on camera in order to keep the show running, leading him and his team of potheads to get footage of the mysterious legend Bigfoot.

I will admit that I laughed at times, but I will also admit this is the worst film that Happy Madison Productions managed to creep into theaters. It’s poorly shot, edited, directed, and acted with embarrassment and remorse. There are a few low class, immature laughs in Act I, but it blows stale smoke in Act II and Act III is full of gags that miss the mark entirely. With such a great cast (including Joe Don Baker and Ernest Borgnine) this should have been much funnier.

The opening scene putting a smile on my face and even made me chuckle thinking this film is heading in the direction of “Grandma’s Boy”. Unfortunately the film leads to a very small amount of lowbrow laughs and concludes with some very irritating motions geared toward making the “stoners” laugh. Believe me, even the glossiest-eyed stoner wouldn’t think these acts are funny. Producers Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo, Peter Gaulke, and Allen Covert have finally hit rock bottom and there is no way but up from here. As I neared the end, I was hoping it would end with one last guilt-ridden smile, but it failed miserably with the conclusion.

It felt like the entire script was scribbled carelessly on a piece of toilet paper during a weed-filled weekend in the time span of a generous 2 week period. It might have been fun to make, but the result is unfunny with a couple of forced laughs. Have fun by all means Happy Madison Productions, but next time make it worthy of at least a rental charge. 1/5 stars

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Speed Racer Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Speed Racer Movie Review by Derek_Fleek



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“Speed Racer” stars Emile Hirsh, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, and Paulie Litt. It’s written and directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski (The Matrix Trilogy, V for Vendetta).

Speed Racer (Emile Hirsh) is a young man following the footsteps of his deceased brother and is a natural when it comes to racing in the most extreme conditions. He is aggressive and determined to win every race he competes in. But will Speed Racer pull of the win of a lifetime in the 91st Annual Grand Prix?

Sure the film has its defects, like all the characters the film tries to introduce us to in the 120 minute running time. This leaves no room for a coherent story or even a solid character development for the supporting cast. However, never once did I truly dwell on any of the film’s flaws, nor could I get the smile off my face. It may be just a little too violent for children under 10, but teenage boys should have a blast and the parents will be in awe. This film features more color than you would find in a box of crayons. The neon fluxes are simply candy for the eyes, possibly making this the coolest movie I have ever seen.

An exciting, razzel dazzle, edge-of-your-seat roller coaster ride. Every flaw was overlooked when I saw the clear blue skies, eye-popping explosions, and emotion-filled race scenes. If any movie has the capacity to “blow you away”, this film is it. A visual masterpiece complete with some favorable performances, particularly Christina Ricci in her most liveliest form. There is nothing like this out there and probably never will be. Originality at its best, delivering the goods at every stretch and every turn.

Those of you who are of a later generation never in a million years would have imagined seeing something like this. Never before has a film been so clear and shot so beautifully as this one. The target audience wont be disappointed. Using a green-screen just about the entire time doesn’t affect the attributes of the film as much as it enhances them. In fact, movie buffs will be astonished, bemused and will not believe their eyes once the credits roll. 4.5/5 stars

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Zathura Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Zathura Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

"Zathura" stars Jonah Bobo, Josh Hutcherson, Dax Shepard, Kristen Stuart, and Tim Robbins. It’s directed by Jon Favreau (Made, Elf) and based on a book written by Chris Van Allsburg.

Two competitive brothers, Danny and Walter, end up having their attention geared towards a game that shoots them into outer space called Zathura. After the first move is made, there is no turning back and you must complete the game to get back home. The two must form a team and beat the game before the game beats them.

Although this concept has been explored before, it has been years since then and if anyone has the ability to make it another fresh approach, Jon Favreau has a pretty good chance. Apparently he fails at doing so by clustering a rampage of destruction into a two hour movie without any real sentimental attachment. The film keeps centering on the moments of bickering between Danny and Walter, it becomes quite obvious that it is leading a twist of an ending that reaches top-notch cheesiness. When you run out of movies to watch and haven’t yet seen Chris Van Allsburg’s Jumanji rip-off, it’s not a complete disappointment.

Stan Winston manages to slip in an overload lively special effects. The special effects are impressive but overused and the film never focuses the on the emotional fondness of its characters, something the film was in dire need of. It’s not exactly a film that will appeal to grown-ups as much as kids, but if I were ten years younger I would probably have a blast and it succeeds in not being entirely forgettable. Every kid should enjoy this high octane family flick, while adults might ask the question “Where’s Robin Williams when you need him?”. Unlike the film it so deliberately copies, this movie dwells on the unconstructive relationship between the main characters and plans the set-up for a mawkish moral, rather than just making the movie a fun-filled adventure. A better version of this film was released thirteen years ago and I highly suggest renting that version for more enjoyment.

This movie does have a big heart, it’s just dislocated thanks to the rambunctious occurrences that dim the emotion level immensely. This is such a destructive film, I wouldn’t be surprised if you find your kids more catastrophic than ever. Jumanji has enough distractions (wild animals, a handful of characters, ect.) to overlook the massive disaster that occurs in the movie. While I can’t quite recommend Zathura to adults, kids should find it to be a solid piece of entertainment. Just be prepared for a rowdy bunch afterwards. 2.5/5 stars

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88 Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

88 Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“88 Minutes” stars Al Pacino looking more tired than ever and other actors I have no desire to even mention. It’s directed by Jon Avnet (Fried Green Tomatoes) and written by Gary Scott Thompson (Hollow Man, The Fast and the Furious).

Dr. Jack Gramm is a wealthy forensic psychologist by day and a partier by night. He receives a threatening phone call stating that he has a very long 88 minutes to live. As he repeatedly gets these phone calls reminding him of how much time he has left, he tries his hardest to scope out the harasser using his knowledge in forensics.

88 minutes…you wish. This actually runs for a total of 108 very dull minutes. Just because Al Pacino is in it doesn’t give Jon Avnet the right to release this theatrically. The film just can’t shake off the haunting straight to dvd feeling, even with Al Pacino as the lead. Anyone who pays to see this are just participating in the making of bad films. We see keep seeing them, they’ll keep making them. You might as well reach down in your pocket, take out $9.50 and flush it down the toilet. Al Pacino tries his best but he just looks tired and drained of all emotions, leisurely sagging along.

This is a film with absolutely no redeeming qualities and is a top runner for the worst film of the year. It’s a sloppy and unoriginal psychological bore. An ill-suited score, very poor direction and an inept script is just a taste of what to expect if you waste your time with this one. There is enough unintentional hilarity here to make up a decent comedy. It’s plain and simple, this film just should not have been made. I take my reviewing seriously and when I come across a movie as awful as this, it makes me want to slap myself for watching. It doesn’t even qualify for being worthy of a free viewing.

Only see it if your willing to contribute to the worst film of the year so far, apparantly without any film competing at taking its place. Al Pacino isn’t really horrible in it, but the material is downright bad. Nothing is worse than seeing a good actor like Al Pacino attempt to make something work and fail. The truth is, I’d rather bash my head repeatedly against a desk 88 times before ever viewing this movie again. 1/5 stars

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Enchanted Movie Review by star757

Enchanted Movie Review by star757


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I really enjoyed this movie. It was a lot of fun to watch, although probably just for the girls. This movie is about a girl about to marry her prince when his wicked stepmother sends her away. The movie starts out animated, until the wicked queen, played by Susan Sarandon, pushes the girl, Amy Adams, through a well. She ends up in present day New York city. From here there are just small parts of animation added in. Giselle was just about to be married to Prince Edward, played by James Marsden. Now he has to come to NYC to find her and bring her back. This is a cute movie. There is lots of singing and dancing, and just a happy feeling to the whole movie. I really enjoyed it. Giselle wanders around until she meets Robert, played by Patrick Dempsey, a divorce lawyer who believes love must be practical and may end at any time. The two have opposite views on love, but learn a lot from each other. Will the Prince find Giselle? Will she return to her fairytale land of Andalasia? What will become of Robert and his soon to be fiance? Very good movie, I would recommend it if you like fun, happily ever after movies.

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay” stars John Cho, Kal Penn, Rob Corddry and the ever famous Neil Patrick Harris. It’s written and directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg who are credited for writing the cult classic original.

Taking off just minutes after the first one ended, this sequel follows the two lovable potheads Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) as they head to Europe to find Harolds true love Maria. Things don’t go as planed and the two end up in Guantanamo Bay where they escape and become fugitives. As usual, the two encounter strange and wacky characters while on the run from the joint.

Being a fan of the original, I was very excited about this sequel upon its arrival to theater. John Cho and Kal Penn reprise their roles as the characters they were born to play. This time they get more political and racial on us, actually hurting the film critic wise. However, this critic couldn’t help but burst into laughter at the hard-to-swallow jokes. It’s Politically incorrect, full of gratuitous nudity, and displays its vulgarity with an optimistic charm (something the original was afraid to do?). I got more than I expect with cameo appearances by everyones favorite NPH, the popular The Big Bag of Weed, and a scene that might go down as a vintage in movie history involving George W. Bush.

Neil Patrick Harris and Rob Corddry’s characters are priceless. I’m not exaggerating when I say that it has one of the funniest and surprisingly important scenes in a comedy. This is definitely the most hilarious film of the year so far. It may be early, but it will certainly be hard to top this gutsy approach to comedy gone vulgar with style. Most critics and those with a fragile conscious will hate the 9/11 references and profiling comments on every race imaginable. But if there ever was a list of my guilty pleasures, this is near the top. You’ll have to forgive the pun, but never once does it blow stale smoke.

This sequel is ruder, cruder, and astonishingly much funnier than the original. I admire a film that acquires some audacity, and this stoner comedy has audacity to spare. This is the comedy event of the year and qualifies as a gut-busting, laugh-till-you-cry motion picture. Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg poke fun at every race and never do it in a truly unforgivable way, even adding a few messages down the road. A wacky, smart and most of all tremendously funny ride with the most lovable on-screen duo since Cheech and Chong. A must-see. 4.5/5 stars

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Iron Man Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Iron Man Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Iron Man” stars Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, and Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s directed by Jon Favreau (Elf, Zathura) and the screenplay was written by Mark Fergus and Hawk Ostby (First Snow, Children of Men).

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is the wealthy CEO of Stark Industries, known for producing advanced weaponry. After demonstrating is latest creation called the Jericho Missile, his Humvee is attacked by terrorists leaving shrapnel in Tony Starks body. He is now required to have a device inserted to keep the shrapnel out of his heart.

Superheros aren’t born, they’re built. “Iron Man” is a great way to kick off the summer season. There are a few problems I had with the movie. The action sequences could have been more evenly distributed and without that frantic feel. It starts off slow and when it picks up the pace, it does it so vigorously it becomes loud and without any real emotional effect. The dialog is very smart, with truly brilliant lingo scattered throughout. Since I haven’t read an Iron Man comic book, I’m not too sure that it accurately followed the storyline. Seeing that the character development was greatly explored, I can’t imagine it being anything other than faithful to the comics.

Robert Downey Jr. (who is clearly not the hero type) does a surprisingly good job here playing the greatly flawed character Tony Stark. He is a gambler, a compulsive drinker, a womanizer and also a genius inventor. He creates a total of three suits before perfecting his invention, which takes up too much of the running time. I would have enjoyed a little more action to go with my smarts, but the film works on a certain level of popcorn entertainment. His arch nemesis (Obadiah Stone) is played so riotously by Jeff Bridges that it wouldn’t be that same with a full head of hair. What really keeps the films energy intact is Robert Downey Jr.’s ability to keep up with the snappy dialog, pratically carrying the film freely on his shoulders (even with a distracting goatee).

This is the best acting ever displayed in a superhero movie. I am looking forward to a more action packed sequel now that we got to know the tarnished character Tony Stark. Stan Winston, who took part in creating the special effects, proves his talent once again. The work of a master is shown when the special effects don’t weigh down the film’s story, like most superhero movies do so reluctantly. This will leave fan boys and even those who don’t read the comic foaming at the mouth for more. Be sure to stick around after the credits for a surprising cameo. 3.5/5 stars

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Iron Man Movie Review by armchaircritic

Iron Man Movie Review by armchaircritic


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The summer blockbuster starts in May this year, and it starts with a bang: Iron Man is a big-budget superhero movie that works very well!

The story follows the comic book character's origin quite closely. Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is a brilliant inventor, president of Stark Industries, famous, and wealthy. He's also a hedonist, willing to drink, gamble, and have one-night stands instead of keeping appointments. His assistant Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) is always trying to keep him on track, his military friend Jim Rhodes (Terrence Howard) wants him to live up to his potential, and his business partner Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges) is happy that Stark Industries is making money by making weapons.

Everything changes when, on a trip in Afghanistan, the military convoy transporting Stark is ambushed -- with Stark Industries weapons -- and Stark is injured and captured. Terrorist leader Raza (Faran Tahir) wants Stark to build them some weapons, but Stark finds inspiration in crisis and, with help, builds a large, clunky suit of armor that can shoot flames, punch through steel doors, and fly. Once Stark gets back to the states, he announces that Stark Industries will no longer make weapons. He also begins a very personal project which, after quite a bit of trial and error with a gray suit of armor, leads to the traditional red-and-gold armor Iron Man fans know so well. He makes it his mission to destroy all the weapons his company had made that are being used by the wrong people.

All is not well, though. Stane is outraged that the company that relies on making weapons will not keep building weapons. Further, Raza has found the scraps of the original armor and blueprints from Stark, leading to an even bigger, more powerful suit of armor...

Iron Man is an excellent action movie. First and foremost is the casting. Robert Downey Jr. is Tony Stark, both as the carefree self-absorbed jerk and then as the man whose eyes are opened to the consequences of his actions, and the heroism needed to make up for his cast. Gwyneth Paltrow has a lot of fun with her role, making Pepper into a smart, sprightly woman who both likes her boss and recognizes his flaws; their scenes together have both romantic tension and plenty of laughs. The supporting cast is also excellent, from the shady villains to Terrence Howard as the more responsible pal who's always frustrated by his friend's behavior.

The action and effects also work very well. The armors are a combination of sliding metal and hydraulic gears, creating something both futuristic and almost believable. Director Jon Favreau does better with the Stark-Pepper interaction than with the fight scenes at the end, but the effects are smooth enough that those shortcomings are minimal. My only complaint is that the movie strains itself towards the end by making the bad guys excessively evil so there's no way anyone but hatred for them.

Fans of the Iron Man comic book will find plenty of inside references, from possible characters in future films to a post-credit cameo that could set up a major storyline in the inevitable sequel. Folks who don't know the character will have no problem following the creation and rise of this techno-hero. It's nice to see a superhero movie and a big-budget blockbuster that's funny, exciting, intelligent, and thoroughly entertaining. Iron Man is a great start to the summer movie season.

Overall grade: A

Reviewed by James Lynch

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Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life” stars Angelina Jolie and Gerard Butler. It’s directed by Jan de Bont (Speed, Twister) and written by Stephen E. de Souza and James V. Hart.

Angelina Jolie reprises her role as the agile character known as Lara Croft. This time, Lara discovers an orb that acts as a map to the legendary Pandora’s Box. The orb haplessly falls into the hands of an evil scientist who deals with lethal viruses and Lara Croft is the only hope in, once again, saving the world from total chaos.

As much as I enjoyed the mindless nature of the original, this one lacks in well choreographed, adrenaline-fulled fight scenes and features a more tired and washed up Lara Croft. There is hardly any action and when there is action, it’s poorly structured and very forgettable. Too often it crosses the fine line of being weak-minded entertainment and being just plain weak-minded. As much as this character shined in the first one, she doesn’t seem as fresh or stylish as she use to.

This is a dispensable sequel to the widely popular movie adapted from a computer game. Surprisingly, this one is even less memorable and more ignorant than it’s predecessor. If the film was limited in dialog and added more trigger happy moments, I would probably ignored the fact that the story is even more dumbed-down than the original. A less attractive, rather irksome entry into the unwanted sequel district that Hollywood so aversely contributes to.

What happened to the Lara Croft that I remember? At least the dialog had distinct limits in the more primitive entry and depended on the film’s looks to get by. This time around they try to make sense out of a senseless 007 plot and the film loses its beauty. It feels like less effort was put into this, throwing in needless lingo and leading to a claptrap of an ending. One visually stunning scene near the end doesn’t make up for the pretentious crap beforehand. The finale has a breathtaking look, but the original sustained that gorgeous look from beginning to end. 1/5 stars

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Lara Croft: Tomb Raider” stars Angelina Jolie, Daniel Craig, and Jon Voight. It’s directed by Simon West (Con Air, The General’s Daughter). The story, written by Sara B. Cooper and Mark Werbis adapted from the popular video game.

The film introduces us to Lara Croft, a tomb raider who enjoys finding ancient artifacts and calming them as her own. Her mission is a dangerous one. She must infiltrate a secret cult society to retrieve two pieces to a old device used to stop time. This device, if put into the wrong hands, could destroy the world.

Think of it as an absent-minded Indiana Jones with a woman’s touch and the hot and sexy Angelina Jolie giving the film an attractive look. Our heroine looks skilled holding a gun as she slides, flips, and dives kicking butt around every corner. It seldomly uses a brain, but it definitely knows how to deliver well choreographed and stylishly over-the-top action sequences. Something I have a soft spot for and, when pushed correctly, gives me a adrenaline rush. Nearly every fight scene is executed and shot with grace and the film turns out to be beautiful to look at.

The plot line may be paper thin and very confusing, but it has a sensational amount of purely satisfying action scenes. A foolish and empty-headed popcorn flick with dialog that is much too simplistic for its very contrived story, yet it’s so good-looking. Although it overlaps the time limited for such silliness, it was still enjoyable for the most part helping the film move along at a brisk pace. This deeply probed and highly flawed actioner, if taken too seriously, will become a nuisance rather than entertainment. I landed in the entertained zone.

It fails in creating interesting dialog, an incisive script, and even a plausible plot. On the other hand, its well choreographed fight scenes, good special effects, and sexy female lead (who looks stylish gripping a gun) have to be worth something. In fact, it was enough to win me over and earn my recommendation, leaving me looking forward to the sequel. Not to mention the film ended on a high note. Angelina Jolie was a perfect casting choice leading her to other over-the-top actioners like “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” and this years summer blockbuster “Wanted” that arrives in theaters late June. The Lara Croft series boosted her action career and I can see why. 3.5/5 stars

Written by Derek Fleek
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Untraceable Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Untraceable Movie Review by Derek_Fleek


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“Untraceable” stars Diane Lane, Billy Burke, Colin Hanks, and Joseph Cross. It’s directed by Gregory Hoblit (Frequency, Fractured) and written by Robert Fyvolent and Mark Brinker.

Jennifer Marsh, a secret service detective, gets drawn into a cat and mouse game with a killer who seems to be untraceable. This killer relies on the Internet and its viewers to kill his victims, setting up torture devices that respond to the number of views the site gets. The more views, the quicker the victim dies.

This is your usual by-the-numbers crime thriller that follows the book note by note, resulting in predictable occurrences. The acting is a cut above mediocre and the concept is very intriguing, it’s just all used in the wrong way. It’s sloppy in it’s depicture of this stark subject and is poorly structured. Rather than delivering a strong moral, the result is a film with a pharisaic message.

The film is bombarded with cliches, ranging from events that occur in both torture films and crime thrillers. While most of the Hostel and Saw films are a guilty pleasure of mine, the majority of those weren’t without intelligence and didn’t juggle around a moral it never followed. As much as I like Diane Lane, she certainly doesn’t quite tune into her character’s role. There are moments of undeniable suspense, but this isn’t my idea of a satisfying movie. In fact, it’s the complete opposite. A luridly unsatisfying, commonplace, non-thrilling thriller. There is no mystery to be solved and the whole thing unfolds in a very typical manner.

It’s not a terrible movie (I have seen much worse), it just doesn’t satisfy and ends up being a movie I wish I didn’t see. The film does have a modish look, but it is dumbed down by the inept script. When there is no brains to a movie, it just becomes another regret. Nothing new or original is coughed up in it’s very long running time, reaching nearly two hours long and feeling much longer than that. This is a film that doesn’t know that it’s going against its own moral. A rare way to disappoint its audience, but it does it so profoundly it’s as if it was on purpose. 1/5 stars

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The Pianist Movie Review by star757

The Pianist Movie Review by star757


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This movie stars Adrien Brody as Polish pianist Wladyslaw Szpilman. It is based on Szpilman's autobiography. It follows him as his Jewish family is sent to live in a ghetto in Warsaw, and then later how he is separated from them and survives. The movie is very well done. It is quite gruesome, and I imagine true to how things were then. You feel the shock, sadness, anger, and confusion that the Germans could ever have done this. The movie begins with Szpilman's family reading in the paper how they will have to wear the star of David patch on their arms because they are Jews. They are set against this, but you see how they are made to move and be walled in with other Jews until they are sent to death camps. Szpilman manages to be hidden and stays in Warsaw. The rest of the movie follows him as he works with the other Jews, and then escapes to be hidden by several different people. At the end the city is pretty much destroyed and he is left on his own to survive. This is a good movie, but obviously sad and graphic in its depiction of the violence against the Jews.

Teeth Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

Teeth Movie Review by Derek_Fleek

“Teeth” stars Jess Weixler as the dangerously beautiful Dawn and other not very well known actors. It’s written and directed by amateur Mitchell Lichtenstein, with “Teeth” being his first step into the liquid of film-making.

A high school student named Dawn (Jess Weixler) encounters some strange happenings with her body. Unaware of whether this is her body maturing or if it is something else. She soon discovers she still has alot to learn about her body. It’s not Dawn’s mouth that is teething, it happens to be something much further south.

They say every rose has its thorns. This one is so sharp, that even the lightest touch will leave a permanent mark on men’s most cherished body parts. This is a fashionably original nightmare that’s both seductively disturbing (for the men) and darkly humorous (for the women). Female genital mutation is certainly original and is explored in this film. This is an entry into the horror comedy genre, a genre that I am very familiar with, that is always smart and satirically horrific. Even though it does have a tedious start, the film picks up the tempo with a very disturbing scene.

The slow beginning develops the hazardous character Dawn, who has been teething in all the wrong places. It’s not very often that something new is shuffled into the mix of horror and comedy. But when it happens, it’s nothing short of refreshing. This is a very impressive directorial debut for Mitchell Lichtenstein, who clearly has a warped mind and used it in the most brilliantly innovative way possible. The acting was very appropriate, never quite overacting or exerting stiff performances. It’s sporadically gory with many scenes making me wince in agony.

This is one of the most bizarre and disturbing movies I have ever seen. It takes a bite out of the usual, chews it up, and spits it out forming an unimaginable creation. An aggressive work of art from an amateur who seems like a natural. He creates something that will haunt men for years to come, reminding them to get to know someone very well before getting intimate. It just might save their most treasured possession. 4.5/5 stars

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